idle-handss:

People who notice everything but remain silent are to be feared.

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oreoofficial:

"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

i just remembered how in middle school a bunch of boys would go around and tickle girl’s chins and shout “BALLS ON UR CHIN” and this guy i knew did it to this tiny quiet unassuming girl and like at the speed of fuckin light she grabbed his arm and headbutted him directly in the nose and he passed the fuck out

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*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?

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capaldisass:

I will defend my favorite band member faster than myself

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f0r3ver-kisses:

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I’m so scared right now omg .-. helph HE WINKED AT ME. HE WINKED. TWICE.

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bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

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