Hi I'm Maddie. Livin' the SoCal life, wishing i was somewhere else. Lifes only as fun as you make it so make it great, unless you dont feel like it. I cant make you do anything. But hey, might as well. ❤
That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.
“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”
I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins.
The music puns. My people.
one time i was at the mall with my family and we walked past abercrombie and fitch and my dad was like ‘hold on a second’ and he ran over to the model and my dad lifted up his shirt and they took a picture
a fairytale were a young girl is kidnapped and forced to marry a demon king and instead of being like no! never! shes like fine as long as i get to help you destroy and hes like lol cool but soon shes doing a bit too much and her husband king is like okay enough power and shes like bye see you in the dungeon and hes like what and hes dragged away cause now everyone is more loyal to her and she reigns over the underworld and the surface world with a cold iron fist
You’re Sad and I want to Lighten the Mood But I Don’t Want to Accidentally Disrespect Your Feelings a novel
You’re Sad but I’m a Lousy Friend and I Never Know What To Say To Cheer You Up At Times Like This I Am So Sorry the sequel
You’re Happy Now but I Still Feel Bad for Not Helping You Through Bad Spots the trilogy